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Mario is a Simple man but jumps on Koopas and Goombas and eats Mushrooms. so is Mario Really a Simple Man?! See if you can find 1 thing weird about mario in this fourm.

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Well, he fights a giant freakin' turtle everyday, saves a princess, and goes into pipes.

Nothing wierd about that.
As someone who's currently racing mostly Mario games for the past few days. I think Mario is a bit of a loon.
He's always running, and yet he's still fat.
He punches and breaks bricks with his fists, yet a touch from a turtle or goons kills him. What a wimp.
He speaks nonsensically and yet everyone he knows understand him.
(02-12-2014, 11:03 PM)Psychospacecow Wrote: [ -> ]He speaks nonsensically and yet everyone he knows understand him.

Kind of like Kenny from South Park.
(02-13-2014, 02:07 AM)Mass Distraction Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-12-2014, 11:03 PM)Psychospacecow Wrote: [ -> ]He speaks nonsensically and yet everyone he knows understand him.

Kind of like Kenny from South Park.

I'd say or Boomhauer from King of the Hill but I usually understand him.
Another thing, after saving so many people, why hasn't he invested in some armor?
(02-13-2014, 07:07 AM)Psychospacecow Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-13-2014, 02:07 AM)Mass Distraction Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-12-2014, 11:03 PM)Psychospacecow Wrote: [ -> ]He speaks nonsensically and yet everyone he knows understand him.

Kind of like Kenny from South Park.

I'd say or Boomhauer from King of the Hill but I usually understand him.
Another thing, after saving so many people, why hasn't he invested in some armor?

Much good that has done to Arthur, what with all that breaking from a single hit. Mario's powerups do the same trick, only with added abilities.