VGFacts

Guess it's up to me to revive this. It was really popular over at the old boards, so let's give it another go. The rules are simple!

^ Say something about the poster above you.
< Say something about yourself
V Say something funny about the person who will post after you.

I shall start.

^ No one is above me!
< I need find something productive to do today.
V Your princess is in another castle.

^ I'm haunting you.
< I'm hungry.
V You need eight gym badges to continue.

^ You don't have enough badges to train me.
< I am a Stegosaurus! (Asdf reference)
V It it written that only you may defeat Gannon.

^ you are a very flat looking stegosaurus.
< this person is fiddling about instead of doing what she should be doing.
v I have defeated Ganon. now the next person must be the next Hero of Time.

^ Your bunny is very sqeeful.
< I AM the Hero of Time.
V Next person gets unlimited Doritos and Mountain Dew for life. (not really)

^ Wishes she had a MILLION DOLLARS
< Is hungry, but is also waiting to figure out what's going- and I just ordered a cheese pizza. Mmm
V Fhqwhgads!

^whatisthatidonteven
< Needs some allergy medicine
V You're gunna be the very best, like no one ever was

^ *Gonna
< I want some ice cream
V You will make me lotsa spaghetti

^ Here it is, I hope you like it chromed.
< is not a nutritonist
V is going to cross the river of styx into heck in an attempt to save their lover.

^ Has an avatar that's both amusing and reminds me how much ET scared the bejesus out me as a child.
< Did a whole lot of nothing today.
V Is the Origami Killer.

^ Super rad
< Also rad
V Not so rad

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(Hex was above me)

^ is secretly a human Cucco.
< is not rad (no need to thank me for taking the blow for ya :B)
v you are a face-eater.

^ I'M GONNA EAT YO FACE
< Has a tummy full of peanut butter toast
V DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!

^ You remind me of the babe.
< Just got home from work.
V Painted the roses red.

^ What babe?
< Allergies are killing him slowly
V Needs some boogie, man