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So I like to write bullshit when I'm bored, and a friend of mine and I started spitballing a series we like to call Pedophile Academy, which is every stupid fucking anime cliche rolled into one! I just took ten minutes out of my busy schedule and wrote the Season 2 opener, and no, there isn't a season one! Here's a list of crucial plot points.

-The police suspect a pedophile lurking in a private girls school, so naturally they use angel powers to disguise as goils and catch the perp in the act! But OH NO, several police departments had the same idea and a clutzy intern mixed up their communications, so now EVERYONE in the school is a secret cop!
-Demons on motorcycles attack the school every night, so the school girls start a club to defend the building, WITH MECHS.
-Romantic mixups and shenanigans WHOAHH!
-A mysterious, brooding, dreamy character keeps both the class and the audience slightly aroused and on their toes!
-Tentacles. 
-Plenty of tentacles.
-SERIOUSLY YA'LL MOTHERFUCKERS BETTER BE READY FOR SOME PSEUDO TENTACLE HENTAI

Keep in mind, this isn't well edited, written or worth your time! Enjoy!

 
      After the chaos of last year's Satanic Moto-cult attacks, Hikari was just glad that things at school would be going back to normal! Unbeknownst to her, things were about to to get messier than ever. She/he still hadn't found the pedophile, and the new Professor Octocock was as far from a sex predator as she'd ever seen! When he gave his complimentary TGIF massages and Rice Ball Tarts  to the students, his porous tentacles were so smooth on Hikari's bare flesh, there's no way someone as soft as him could be one! No, in fact, the most suspicious person she'd met so far was Kanyo-Senpai. With his jet black hair and jet blacker personality, what was he always up to in the chem lab? Well she was determined to find o--OOF! "Oh, sorry Mirishu-san didn't see you there!" she said as she rounded the corner and curved Mirishu's nose. Poor Mirishu, always running into people, what a clutz!!`!1111111 "No--no problem Hikari! It was my bad hahah! Here, let me gra-b your books!" Oh Mirishusan, your crush on me is so obvious, but I have a job to do!" "MEW MEW!" Gayatso the spiritual kawaii cat spirit from the spirit world chimed in, "Look over there! That's Kanyo sempai! What's with that thing in his arms, WOAH, IS THAT A NUCLEAR WARHEAD?!" "Oh no, Kanyoooooooo!!!~~~" FREEZE FRAME OF HIKARI RUNNING TOWARDS KANYO. FADE TO BLACK

Welp, looks like this year of Pedophile Academy is off to one explosive start! QUE INTRO JPOP

This is in my history now. Can we call it something else?

(01-28-2015, 07:11 AM)Psychospacecow Wrote: [ -> ]This is in my history now. Can we call it something else?

Just delete it, bro. Easy as that.

I've now been reminded of this 2 year old title. How lovely.

Hey, you're the one who made it pop up on my homepage.

And I couldn't be more grateful :)

(12-08-2016, 05:14 PM)Psychospacecow Wrote: [ -> ]I've now been reminded of this 2 year old title. How lovely.

Again, just delete your browser history.

I can't delete it from my mind!

lmao this is still on the front page of the forum and i love it

tried (and failed) to narrate this on stream a few years ago btw

(12-08-2016, 07:38 PM)Arjahn Wrote: [ -> ]Hey, you're the one who made it pop up on my homepage.

And I couldn't be more grateful :)

I find it funny how you were saying this to Spacecow like he was the one who did that. While in fact, I was the one who put this on the frontpage again.

Back on topic, this write-up gave me a good laugh. Good job, arjahn!