VGFacts

Okay, I'm going from different sources and I'm trying to put something together. This may take a while, but it could just be nonsense with no real inspiration.

First, the fortune tellers, depending on whether in Hyrule or Lorule, say a little poem before giving a fortune




Second, the first two words are the most popular opening words used in double-dactyls.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/show...p?t=198616

The next phrase is "Porkety-florkety", which could be used to open up a double-dactyl.