VGFacts

It's simple. Post your favorite Your Momma jokes here. Type it out or use memes.

I love my momma. I love yours, too. But some yo momma jokes are too good not to laugh at.

I nearly choked on my food when I saw this one

"Your momma is so old that she pre-ordered the Bible"

Your momma's so ugly, her reflection called it quits!

"Your momma is so fat that she uses a boomerang in order to adjust her belt"

"Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."

Yo momma is so fat, she uses a semi-truck as public transportation

Yo momma is so ugly, it made the Elephant Man puke on sight.

Yo momma's so fat, when she fell down I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama's soooo stupid, she turned herself in the police since she was it said please ice.

"Your mama so stupid she thought Hamburger Helper came with a friend"

"Yo momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved"

"Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house"

How about this one?

"Yo mama so ugly Pablo Picasso was actually doing paintings of her!!"