Most people get the reference, but if you don't, here's the original.
And a gaming related one.
The point of the game is to make up your own way of getting into the Salty Spittoon. For example:
"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I released a Pokemon!"
"Yeah, so?"
"It was a Shiny"
"Umm, right this way"
"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I played Action 52!"
"Yeah, so?"
"I played EVERY game PLUS I played them LONGER then 5 minuets."
"Umm, right this way"
"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I beat Fallout New Vegas on Hardcore mode.
"Yeah, so?"
" without any companions"
"Umm, right this way"
"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I beat every Mega man game!"
"Yeah, so?"
"Using only the megabuster."
"Umm, right this way"
"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I beat the Eagle Tower dungeon in Link's Awakening."
"Yeah, so?"
"I only used a walkthrough TWICE."
"Um, right this way"
"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I beat Myst.
"Yeah, so?"
"Without a walkthrough."
"Umm, right this way"
"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I beat Fire Emblem.
"Yeah, so?"
"Without using the arenas to gain EXP."
"Umm, right this way"
"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I deleted someone's Pokemon savefile,"
"Yeah, so?"
"Chuck Norris didn't kill me,"
"Umm, right this way,"
"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I played guitar with a broken strummer on the guitar"
"Yeah, so?"
"With my teeth"
"Umm, right this way,"
"Welcome to the Salty Splitoon how tough are you"
"How tough am I?" "How tough am I" " I ate Captain Crunch"
"Yeah so?"
"Without going to the emergency room"
"Right this way"
"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I beat Dragon Quest 9 without any weapons.
"Yeah, so?"
"Except for the Fan."
"Umm, right this way"
...the fan is really awful in DQ9
(05-19-2013, 10:40 PM)Arjahn Wrote: [ -> ]"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I beat Dragon Quest 9 without any weapons.
"Yeah, so?"
"Except for the Fan."
"Umm, right this way"
...the fan is really awful in DQ9
...I was good with it.
"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I sleep in a pile of lava rocks"
"Yeah, So?"
"Without a teddy bear."
"Umm, right this way"
The Salty Spittoon has a crappy service, -1/10
"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I played Hey! You Pikachu."
"Yeah, so?"
"And loved it."
"Right this way."
"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I?" I beat Mother 3."
"Yeah, so?"
"Without crying"
"Right this way"