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RE: Clever Joke Thread - CosmykTheDolfyn - 01-24-2017
Capital letters can really change a sentence.
For example:
I only write in notebooks vs I ONLY WRITE IN CAPITAL LETTERS.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - CLXcool - 01-26-2017
An Xbox One and a Ps4 were fighting in a boxing ring. What's the call of emergency whenever a console is hurt? WIII UUUU WIII UUUUU WIIII UUUUU!!!!!!!!
RE: Clever Joke Thread - gamemaster1991 - 02-13-2017
How do you find radioactive aliens?
Use a Giger counter.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - CLXcool - 02-13-2017
A stiff man in a bar orders himself a ginger ale. The barkeep then points to a redheaded, knowing that he is drunk from so many drinks of beer. The stiff man then says 'sir, i said ale, not pale red".
RE: Clever Joke Thread - gamemaster1991 - 02-14-2017
What do you call a group of deaf people?
A Herd.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - The Antagonist - 02-23-2017
"One time we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.
We called it a bullshit."
Dumb and Dumber quote.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - ZpaceJ0ck0 - 03-12-2017
Remenber kids: never trust an atom, they make up everything!!
RE: Clever Joke Thread - ZpaceJ0ck0 - 03-24-2017
Here's a joke in Spanish:
¿Cómo se dice "ojos" en inglés?
"eyes"
¿Pero ice no era hielo?
No, yellow es amarillo.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - gamemaster1991 - 04-02-2017
I robbed a nearsighted man blind. He didn't see it coming.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - ZpaceJ0ck0 - 05-15-2017
"Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, Catch up." - Mia Wallace (Pulp Fiction)
RE: Clever Joke Thread - gamemaster1991 - 05-16-2017
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
RE: Clever Joke Thread - ZpaceJ0ck0 - 05-28-2017
So a woman goes to the pharmacy and asks for cyanide.
The pharmacist looked stunned and couldn't believe what she had asked for but he was still curious.
"Why would you want to get cyanide?"
The women replied, "My husband has been having an affair and I want to poison him."
The pharmacist tried to reason with the woman, " I can't do this for you. I would lose my license and you and I would go to prison for this."
Then the woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband and a woman going into a motel. Upon closer inspection the woman in the picture was the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looks at the woman and says, "Why didn't you just say you had a prescription?"
RE: Clever Joke Thread - gamemaster1991 - 06-04-2017
Why's it so hard to solve a redneck murder?
There's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - ZpaceJ0ck0 - 06-11-2017
Goku: Hey Vegeta, do you want to hear a joke?
Vegeta: ok
Goku: Super Saiyan 3
Vegeta: I didn't get it
Goku: Exactly
RE: Clever Joke Thread - ZpaceJ0ck0 - 06-13-2017
How would you split the Roman Empire in half?
With a pair of Caesars.