(10-12-2016, 09:51 AM)Hexadecimal Wrote: ...I just don't understand relationships. My mom told me about how her friend's husband has cheated on her a few times and now a waitress at their restaurant claims he's sleeping with her. Plus, he seems kind of stupid in that he didn't get the restaurant inspected before buying and its just been a money pit. She hates living out there, bitches about him all the time, but still stays with him.

Then this other girl, who I realized was no good pretty fast, complains about her boyfriend constantly as well to everyone she knows, but seems like she's going to stay with him because he gives her a ton of free stuff. So... Basically she's a prostitute in my eyes. If what she says gets back to him I don't understand why he's so foolish that he believes her when she says "Oh, I was just venting! I love you!".

I think I'm really just content to be by myself.

(10-12-2016, 11:08 AM)Kakariko Kid Wrote:

(10-12-2016, 09:51 AM)Hexadecimal Wrote: ...I just don't understand relationships. My mom told me about how her friend's husband has cheated on her a few times and now a waitress at their restaurant claims he's sleeping with her. Plus, he seems kind of stupid in that he didn't get the restaurant inspected before buying and its just been a money pit. She hates living out there, bitches about him all the time, but still stays with him.

Then this other girl, who I realized was no good pretty fast, complains about her boyfriend constantly as well to everyone she knows, but seems like she's going to stay with him because he gives her a ton of free stuff. So... Basically she's a prostitute in my eyes. If what she says gets back to him I don't understand why he's so foolish that he believes her when she says "Oh, I was just venting! I love you!".

I think I'm really just content to be by myself.

We have a.....nice words, nice words.......no...... at my job who has slept with 2 different guys here, admittedly, and we can think of a supervisor she may have tried to fool around with. Now she's pregnant and no one knows who the father is. SURPRISE! And now she has a boyfriend here and he has supposedly asked some people around here if what he hears about her is true and he remains with her. Yeah, I don't get it.

(10-14-2016, 04:22 PM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote: Just had a dance-off with the cat.
She just sat there looking at me like I was mad.

Can't hear her over the sound of my being the undisputed intra-muros dance-off champion.

(10-14-2016, 04:57 PM)Hexadecimal Wrote:

(10-14-2016, 04:22 PM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote: Just had a dance-off with the cat.
She just sat there looking at me like I was mad.

Can't hear her over the sound of my being the undisputed intra-muros dance-off champion.

Please tell me someone else was around and taped it xD

(10-20-2016, 10:23 AM)Hexadecimal Wrote: I've woken/perked up a little bit, so that's good.

God, it's making me laugh so much. In that Skype group I made I ran a bit of Japanese through Google Translate and it turned out a garbled mess. This isn't unusual, but one of the sentences translated to "Anger is one cup". Now it's a running gag, if one of us is upset about something, to say "MY ANGER IS ONE CUP!".

(10-22-2016, 08:24 AM)Hexadecimal Wrote: ...I am so embarrassed. Years ago I typed up something really, really stupid and someone actually made a YouTube video of themselves reading it out loud and turning it into a creepy pasta of sorts.

(10-22-2016, 09:42 AM)Kakariko Kid Wrote:

(10-22-2016, 08:24 AM)Hexadecimal Wrote: ...I am so embarrassed. Years ago I typed up something really, really stupid and someone actually made a YouTube video of themselves reading it out loud and turning it into a creepy pasta of sorts.

Link?

(10-22-2016, 09:49 AM)Hexadecimal Wrote:

(10-22-2016, 09:42 AM)Kakariko Kid Wrote:

(10-22-2016, 08:24 AM)Hexadecimal Wrote: ...embarassed... I wrote a food critic article about spaghetti

Why? Italians love pasta, especially creepy pasta.

(Video plays)
It's a me, Marioooooooaaaahhhahhhooahhh