(11-09-2016, 12:32 PM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote: The Socialist Soviet Healthcare Dictatorship of Canadistan - Day 1.

Construction of the wall has begun. We've already had to take down our Citizenship and Immigration website because of a rapid influx of requests.
We are ready to deploy our troops to the borders. They will all be equipped with the standard equipment for this kind of scenario. 10 litres of Grade A Maple Syrup, postcards with the queen's face on it, free hugs for whomever wants them, and a word of advice that it's not the end of days and that we also have our problems here; we're far from the ideal country portrayed by the media.

Maine and Washington State have filed a Request for Annexation, but said filing was denied because they tried to fill out the French side of the form in English.
And finally, Bernie Sanders has been elected Premier of the North-Western Territories.

Spoiler

(11-09-2016, 03:44 AM)Mass Distraction Wrote: Then, in 2020, Kanye West runs and gets elected.

(11-09-2016, 05:26 PM)Space Jockey Wrote:

(11-09-2016, 03:44 AM)Mass Distraction Wrote: Then, in 2020, Kanye West runs and gets elected.

Nah, my man. The president that the U.S of A actually need (but not the one they deserve) is someone who doesn't only have actual expierence at managing goverments, but also someone who's willing to die to protect it's people, even going as far as to fight street gangs with it's own fists.

You know who i'm talking about? It is THIS guy:

(11-09-2016, 05:26 PM)Space Jockey Wrote:

(11-09-2016, 03:44 AM)Mass Distraction Wrote: Then, in 2020, Kanye West runs and gets elected.

Nah, my man. The president that the U.S of A actually need (but not the one they deserve) is someone who doesn't only have actual expierence at managing goverments, but also someone who's willing to die in order to protect it's people, even going as far as fighting street gangs with it's own fists.

You know who i'm talking about? It is THIS guy:

(11-09-2016, 06:30 PM)Berry Wrote:

(11-09-2016, 05:26 PM)Space Jockey Wrote:

(11-09-2016, 03:44 AM)Mass Distraction Wrote: Then, in 2020, Kanye West runs and gets elected.

Nah, my man. The president that the U.S of A actually need (but not the one they deserve) is someone who doesn't only have actual expierence at managing goverments, but also someone who's willing to die in order to protect it's people, even going as far as fighting street gangs with it's own fists.

You know who i'm talking about? It is THIS guy:

We Like Ike!

We Like Ike!

We Like Ike!



He fights for his friends.

(11-09-2016, 07:53 PM)Arjahn Wrote: Gotta find a children's' book or part of a comic book to have narrated for audio class, any suggestions before I defer to the onest twoest reddish blue fish?

(11-09-2016, 06:58 PM)Psychospacecow Wrote:

(11-09-2016, 07:53 PM)Arjahn Wrote: Gotta find a children's' book or part of a comic book to have narrated for audio class, any suggestions before I defer to the onest twoest reddish blue fish?

Spoiler

but in all seriousness, Where the Wild Things Are perhaps.

(11-09-2016, 09:00 PM)Psychospacecow Wrote:

(11-09-2016, 07:53 PM)Arjahn Wrote: Gotta find a children's' book or part of a comic book to have narrated for audio class, any suggestions before I defer to the onest twoest reddish blue fish?

Spoiler

but in all seriousness, Where the Wild Things Are perhaps.

Spoiler

I want to see you do it, just to see reactions.

BUT if I HAVE to give a "socially acceptable" choice: