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RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - Psychospacecow - 06-25-2013
Well, if you are in a more populated area, it may be good to call animal control or an exterminator. If not, go hunting or set a trap.
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - Arjahn - 06-25-2013
GUYS MY FRIEND IS ASLEEP ON MY COUCH RIGHT NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO TO MESS WITH HIM?
Besides the shaving cream, feather and/or dick-doodle tricks.
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - JiraiyaSennin - 06-25-2013
(06-25-2013, 02:44 AM)Arjahn Wrote: GUYS MY FRIEND IS ASLEEP ON MY COUCH RIGHT NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO TO MESS WITH HIM?
Besides the shaving cream, feather and/or dick-doodle tricks.
Stick your dick draw a dick on his face.
I regret nothing.
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - MexicanAnime - 06-25-2013
Stick a snake in his pants.
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - SERIOUSLY THOUGH - 06-25-2013
(06-25-2013, 02:44 AM)Arjahn Wrote: GUYS MY FRIEND IS ASLEEP ON MY COUCH RIGHT NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO TO MESS WITH HIM?
Besides the shaving cream, feather and/or dick-doodle tricks.
Stroke his hair until he wakes up, then slowly bend down and whisper "shhhhhhh" in his ear.
BONUS - Lick his ear while you do it.
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - Spoiler - 06-25-2013
(06-25-2013, 03:07 AM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote:(06-25-2013, 02:44 AM)Arjahn Wrote: GUYS MY FRIEND IS ASLEEP ON MY COUCH RIGHT NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO TO MESS WITH HIM?
Besides the shaving cream, feather and/or dick-doodle tricks.
Stroke his hair until he wakes up, then slowly bend down and whisper "shhhhhhh" in his ear.
BONUS - Lick his ear while you do it.
Have lipstick in your hand too, and make sure he sees it ...
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - Psychospacecow - 06-25-2013
(06-25-2013, 03:10 AM)Spoiler Wrote:(06-25-2013, 03:07 AM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote:(06-25-2013, 02:44 AM)Arjahn Wrote: GUYS MY FRIEND IS ASLEEP ON MY COUCH RIGHT NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO TO MESS WITH HIM?
Besides the shaving cream, feather and/or dick-doodle tricks.
Stroke his hair until he wakes up, then slowly bend down and whisper "shhhhhhh" in his ear.
BONUS - Lick his ear while you do it.
Have lipstick in your hand too, and make sure he sees it ...
and mutter something about pretty pretty princesses. Make sure to apply glitter.
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - Arjahn - 06-25-2013
Damn, I'm too late for the ear licking bonanza, I just hooked up my speakers to his laptop, put them right next to his ears and blasted Death Metal at him, I have never seen a human being more startled in my entire life, my dog started freaking out because of it.
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - JiraiyaSennin - 06-25-2013
(06-25-2013, 03:44 AM)Arjahn Wrote: Damn, I'm too late for the ear licking bonanza, I just hooked up my speakers to his laptop, put them right next to his ears and blasted Death Metal at him, I have never seen a human being more startled in my entire life, my dog started freaking out because of it XD
That sounds glorious.
![[Image: evilest.gif]](http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/012/367/evilest.gif){kind=icon}
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - Arjahn - 06-25-2013
Welp, it's 5:35 here and I just stayed up all night playing TF2.
Happy new year
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - Spoiler - 06-25-2013
(06-25-2013, 03:44 AM)Arjahn Wrote: Damn, I'm too late for the ear licking bonanza, I just hooked up my speakers to his laptop, put them right next to his ears and blasted Death Metal at him, I have never seen a human being more startled in my entire life, my dog started freaking out because of it.
Ah, there's always next time. If there's no next time, you can always break in to his bedroom like I usually d- ... Euh ...
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - Arjahn - 06-25-2013
(06-25-2013, 05:46 AM)Spoiler Wrote:(06-25-2013, 03:44 AM)Arjahn Wrote: Damn, I'm too late for the ear licking bonanza, I just hooked up my speakers to his laptop, put them right next to his ears and blasted Death Metal at him, I have never seen a human being more startled in my entire life, my dog started freaking out because of it.
Ah, there's always next time. If there's no next time, you can always break in to his bedroom like I usually d- ... Euh ...
CAROLINE, Is that you?
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - BumblebeeCody - 06-25-2013
+1 post count
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - Combat Lobster - 06-25-2013
(06-25-2013, 06:27 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote: +1 post count
Reported for low-content post.
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - BumblebeeCody - 06-25-2013
(06-25-2013, 06:28 AM)Lightmatt Wrote:(06-25-2013, 06:27 AM)BumblebeeCody Wrote: +1 post count
Reported for low-content post.
Don't worry, I gave myself a warning.