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RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - CosmykTheDolfyn - 07-03-2013
COnversation I recently heard between my mom and 19 year old brother...
Bro "Wanna hear a blonde joke? This blonde walks into a..."
Mom: "You... do realize you're the only blonde in the family. Why are you telling blonde jokes?"
Bro's EXACT WORDS: Wait, I'm blonde? Why didn't you tell me? I didn't think my hair was that light. It's darker than when I was little..."
Mom: "Yes, you're still a blonde. Now quit telling blonde jokes."
Yep, my little brother sure helps prove that blonde stereotypes are totally false and they are all very intelligent people. And yes, even though he somehow DID NOT KNOW, he is most definitely blonde.
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - Psychospacecow - 07-03-2013
New keyboard!
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - Mass Distraction - 07-03-2013
Oh man Dolfyn, that shit's golden xD
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - Hexadecimal - 07-03-2013
There were 3 people sentenced to death: One redhead, a brunette and a blonde.
They went out to the firing range.
The redhead went first and shouted "avalanche!"; while everyone was looking the other way, she escaped.
The brunette went next and said "thunderstorm!". Everyone turned and she got away.
The blonde then went up and hopefully said "fire!".
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - cingchris - 07-03-2013
(07-03-2013, 06:17 PM)CosmykTheDolfyn Wrote: Bro "Wanna hear a blonde joke? This blonde walks into a..."
Mom: "You... do realize you're the only blonde in the family. Why are you telling blonde jokes?"
Bro's EXACT WORDS: Wait, I'm blonde? Why didn't you tell me? I didn't think my hair was that light. It's darker than when I was little..."
Mom: "Yes, you're still a blonde. Now quit telling blonde jokes."
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RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - CosmykTheDolfyn - 07-03-2013
Some of my fave blonde jokes:
A blonde and a redhead jump out of a tree. Who hits the ground first?
The redhead. The blonde had to ask for directions.
A blond and a brunette are stuck on an island together, and they find a genie bottle. The genie grants both one wish. The brunette immediately yells "Take me back home!"
Boom. She's gone.
Then the blonde mopes around a little bit. Then she told the genie "Boy, I sure am lonely on this island. Could you please bring that brunette girl back?"
A blonde goes in for a hair cut wearing headphones. The barber asks her to take them off, so she does. A few minutes into the hair cut, she flops over dead. The barber, shocked, decides to listen to the headphones. All he hears is: "Now breathe in, Now breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."
A blonde, redhead and brunette are all in the 1st grade. Who is the tallest?
The blonde. He's 43 years old.
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - Hexadecimal - 07-03-2013
Ooops. My short nap wasn't so short. I may have some trouble sleeping tonight ><
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - Raiden Blackwood - 07-03-2013
Why do blondes have "T.G.I.F" written on their shoes? So they remember that toes go in first.
Now that the blonde joke is out of the way, I'm thinking of learning a new language. Perhaps Japanese.
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - Psychospacecow - 07-03-2013
No! The only proper practical language you need is latin! Name 9 billion people that can't speak latin!
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - Raiden Blackwood - 07-03-2013
Veritas....
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - JiraiyaSennin - 07-04-2013
(07-03-2013, 06:17 PM)CosmykTheDolfyn Wrote: COnversation I recently heard between my mom and 19 year old brother...
Bro "Wanna hear a blonde joke? This blonde walks into a..."
Mom: "You... do realize you're the only blonde in the family. Why are you telling blonde jokes?"
Bro's EXACT WORDS: Wait, I'm blonde? Why didn't you tell me? I didn't think my hair was that light. It's darker than when I was little..."
Mom: "Yes, you're still a blonde. Now quit telling blonde jokes."
Yep, my little brother sure helps prove that blonde stereotypes are totally false and they are all very intelligent people. And yes, even though he somehow DID NOT KNOW, he is most definitely blonde.
I know people can be pretty stupid, but how can you not know your hair color?
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - MexicanAnime - 07-04-2013
I'm going to pop up some clowns tomorrow.
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - Spoiler - 07-04-2013
(07-04-2013, 12:58 AM)JiraiyaSannin Wrote:(07-03-2013, 06:17 PM)CosmykTheDolfyn Wrote: COnversation I recently heard between my mom and 19 year old brother...
Bro "Wanna hear a blonde joke? This blonde walks into a..."
Mom: "You... do realize you're the only blonde in the family. Why are you telling blonde jokes?"
Bro's EXACT WORDS: Wait, I'm blonde? Why didn't you tell me? I didn't think my hair was that light. It's darker than when I was little..."
Mom: "Yes, you're still a blonde. Now quit telling blonde jokes."
Yep, my little brother sure helps prove that blonde stereotypes are totally false and they are all very intelligent people. And yes, even though he somehow DID NOT KNOW, he is most definitely blonde.
I know people can be pretty stupid, but how can you not know your hair color?
Eh, dark blonde, light brown. Maybe it's easy to confuse em? I dunno...
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - Zaliphone - 07-04-2013
I've never considered dark blonde to actually be blonde, I always say light brown.
RE: The Chit-Chat Thread - Strawberry - 07-04-2013
Hiii guys!
I'm sorry for being away ;_;
I got my wisdom teeth taken out a few days ago
I AM IN SERIOUS PAIN AND ITS OVERWHELMING