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Your Momma - Kakariko Kid - 01-05-2018

It's simple. Post your favorite Your Momma jokes here. Type it out or use memes.

I love my momma. I love yours, too. But some yo momma jokes are too good not to laugh at.

I nearly choked on my food when I saw this one
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RE: Your Momma - ZpaceJ0ck0 - 01-05-2018

"Your momma is so old that she pre-ordered the Bible"


RE: Your Momma - CLXcool - 01-05-2018

Your momma's so ugly, her reflection called it quits!


RE: Your Momma - ZpaceJ0ck0 - 01-05-2018

"Your momma is so fat that she uses a boomerang in order to adjust her belt"


RE: Your Momma - ZpaceJ0ck0 - 01-13-2018

"Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."


RE: Your Momma - Colossus - 01-13-2018

Yo momma is so fat, she uses a semi-truck as public transportation


RE: Your Momma - Berry - 01-20-2018

Yo momma is so ugly, it made the Elephant Man puke on sight.


RE: Your Momma - Kakariko Kid - 01-21-2018

Yo momma's so fat, when she fell down I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.


RE: Your Momma - CLXcool - 01-21-2018

Your mama's soooo stupid, she turned herself in the police since she was it said please ice.


RE: Your Momma - ZpaceJ0ck0 - 01-22-2018

"Your mama so stupid she thought Hamburger Helper came with a friend"


RE: Your Momma - ZpaceJ0ck0 - 01-23-2018

"Yo momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved"


RE: Your Momma - ZpaceJ0ck0 - 02-10-2018

"Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house"


RE: Your Momma - psyducklover13 - 09-02-2019

How about this one?

"Yo mama so ugly Pablo Picasso was actually doing paintings of her!!"