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Story Time! - Ghost Nappa - 04-28-2013
We make a story. Be as creative as you want. For example (Me: In a land far, far, away, there lived a man-eating bear) (Random user: It loved to do back flips over flying monkeys.) Get it? If so, lets start. Once upon a time there was a mouse.
RE: Story Time! - Psychospacecow - 04-28-2013
This mouse was irrelevant to the story, although it did make some really good fries, at this diner down the road, and yet he desired importance.
RE: Story Time! - gamemaster1991 - 04-28-2013
The real story starts with a dog. But not just any dog. A dog that has the ability to speak Spanish. His English speaking owner is just as confused as you all are.
RE: Story Time! - Combat Lobster - 04-28-2013
The owner devoted his life to researching a cure his dog's hispanic curse. One day after taking a sip of his Irish coffee, the owner thought of a wonderful idea.
RE: Story Time! - Psychospacecow - 04-28-2013
"I'm going to ditch this anti-spain mantra and teach my dog Latin. That way, we can have our own secret language. Isn't that right Fetchicus? Good boy Fetchicus!"
RE: Story Time! - Wardenclyffe - 04-29-2013
To which the dog replied "Este no es mi nombre. Mi nombre es Rufus Xavier Sasparilla. ¿Cuántas veces te dije que esto? ¿Por qué no se escucha a mí?"
RE: Story Time! - gamemaster1991 - 04-29-2013
"Don't worry Fetchicus!" the owner replied, not knowing what Rufus said. "I know this great witch doctor in the Swiss Alps. He'll be able to teach us Latin. Soon, we will be able to understand each other."
RE: Story Time! - Reeves Reus - 05-04-2013
But before heading there, they decided to chill out a little bit at a bar, a dog's bar. Unfortunately, when they got there, the dog mafia was waiting...
RE: Story Time! - Psychospacecow - 05-04-2013
The dog mafia, whom FETCHICUS owed money, attacked the owner and made off with his spanish speaking dog.
RE: Story Time! - Berry - 05-04-2013
But in a mere second,the owner woke up,not knowing he was knocked cold the entire time. "Talking Hispanic dogs and fudging mafia's...damn,shouldn't be on too much acid but it seem so real" said the owner.
But a mysterious voice said "who said it wasn't real,hon?"
In a startle voice the owner said "who are you?! Show your self!!"
It was......
RE: Story Time! - Psychospacecow - 05-04-2013
A fat dove in a dress.
RE: Story Time! - Someone - 06-22-2013
Then the fat dove, hardly lifting from the ground, pooped in the man's throat.
RE: Story Time! - Arjahn - 06-23-2013
But it turns out that the man was actually a disguised poop, so when the dove pooped in the pooped, the fabric of the universe began to tear.
RE: Story Time! - CosmykTheDolfyn - 06-23-2013
But, fortunately, the tearing of the fabric of the universe insta killed the great Hamestanator, the only roadblock for Dr. Menace to RULE THE WORLD!!!
RE: Story Time! - Someone - 06-23-2013
Dr. Menace bought 2 of every animal on Earth, herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one.