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Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya? - Ghost Nappa - 05-17-2013

Most people get the reference, but if you don't, here's the original.
And a gaming related one.

The point of the game is to make up your own way of getting into the Salty Spittoon. For example:
"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I released a Pokemon!"
"Yeah, so?"
"It was a Shiny"
"Umm, right this way"


RE: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya? - Xannidel - 05-17-2013

"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"

"How tough am I? How tough am I? I played Action 52!"

"Yeah, so?"

"I played EVERY game PLUS I played them LONGER then 5 minuets."

"Umm, right this way"


RE: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya? - Psychospacecow - 05-17-2013

"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I beat Fallout New Vegas on Hardcore mode.
"Yeah, so?"
" without any companions"
"Umm, right this way"


RE: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya? - gamemaster1991 - 05-17-2013

"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I beat every Mega man game!"
"Yeah, so?"
"Using only the megabuster."
"Umm, right this way"


RE: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya? - Keebix - 05-18-2013

"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I beat the Eagle Tower dungeon in Link's Awakening."
"Yeah, so?"
"I only used a walkthrough TWICE."
"Um, right this way"


RE: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya? - Xannidel - 05-18-2013

"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?

"How tough am I? How tough am I? I beat Myst.

"Yeah, so?"

"Without a walkthrough."

"Umm, right this way"


RE: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya? - CosmykTheDolfyn - 05-19-2013

"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?

"How tough am I? How tough am I? I beat Fire Emblem.

"Yeah, so?"

"Without using the arenas to gain EXP."

"Umm, right this way"


RE: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya? - Psychospacecow - 05-19-2013

"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I deleted someone's Pokemon savefile,"
"Yeah, so?"
"Chuck Norris didn't kill me,"
"Umm, right this way,"


RE: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya? - CosmykTheDolfyn - 05-19-2013

"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I played guitar with a broken strummer on the guitar"
"Yeah, so?"
"With my teeth"
"Umm, right this way,"


RE: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya? - Nemesis T-Type - 05-19-2013

"Welcome to the Salty Splitoon how tough are you"

"How tough am I?" "How tough am I" " I ate Captain Crunch"

"Yeah so?"

"Without going to the emergency room"

"Right this way"


RE: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya? - Arjahn - 05-19-2013

"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I beat Dragon Quest 9 without any weapons.
"Yeah, so?"
"Except for the Fan."
"Umm, right this way"






...the fan is really awful in DQ9


RE: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya? - Psychospacecow - 05-19-2013

(05-19-2013, 10:40 PM)Arjahn Wrote: "Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I beat Dragon Quest 9 without any weapons.
"Yeah, so?"
"Except for the Fan."
"Umm, right this way"






...the fan is really awful in DQ9

...I was good with it.


RE: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya? - Berry - 05-20-2013

"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I sleep in a pile of lava rocks"
"Yeah, So?"
"Without a teddy bear."
"Umm, right this way"


The Salty Spittoon has a crappy service, -1/10


RE: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya? - DarkNerd - 05-27-2013

"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I played Hey! You Pikachu."
"Yeah, so?"
"And loved it."
"Right this way."


RE: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya? - CosmykTheDolfyn - 05-27-2013

"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I?" I beat Mother 3."
"Yeah, so?"
"Without crying"
"Right this way"