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Clever Joke Thread - Someone - 08-31-2013
I'm already getting high off this.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Psychospacecow - 09-11-2013
Did you hear about the guy who fell in a bifocal making machine?
He made a spectacle of himself.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - CosmykTheDolfyn - 09-12-2013
One liners:
She was an alcoholic, but he loved her still. (if you know a little about illegal drinks, you'll get it.)
Two fish were swimming and ran into a cement wall. The one turned to the other and said "Dam."
RE: Clever Joke Thread - gamemaster1991 - 09-12-2013
Four guys walk into a bar and the fifth one ducked.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Someone - 09-13-2013
What did the brick manufacturers do after lunch?
Shit bricks.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - gamemaster1991 - 09-13-2013
I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - BumblebeeCody - 09-13-2013
What worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Being stabbed in the eye.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - CosmykTheDolfyn - 09-13-2013
My psychiatrist told me I am crazy, but I don't believe that and I told him I wanted a second opinion. He then said, "Ok, and you're ugly too."
RE: Clever Joke Thread - BumblebeeCody - 09-13-2013
What's big, white and in a tree?
A fridge.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Someone - 09-18-2013
I work at a investigation team where we attempt to find mythical creatures. One of our members suggested a trap. I didn't know why.
Later, I caught the idea.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - CosmykTheDolfyn - 09-19-2013
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RE: Clever Joke Thread - BumblebeeCody - 09-19-2013
What time is it?
19:37
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Hexadecimal - 09-19-2013
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".
RE: Clever Joke Thread - SERIOUSLY THOUGH - 09-20-2013
Want a joke ? This sexy person.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Arjahn - 09-20-2013
(09-20-2013, 02:00 AM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote: Want a joke ? This sexy person.
That's really unsettling, NSFW that quick.
Also, what do you call a group of black pilots?
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