Introductions!

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

Welcome all newcomers. It's my job to make sure to serve you some rare meat for dinner. So, do you prefer blood soaked unicorn, fried wyvern with the bones still in it, or live fairies (you have to swallow them quickly, or their feet will make you choke.)

[Blargh53]

I was on the old DYKG forums but i doubt anyone remembers me since it was near when the site started. Im 16 american and boring

Welcome, Blargh53 ! I remember you very clearly. You were on the old DYKG forums when the site first started you're a boring American who has since turned 16 amirite ?

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My god that's exactly who i am.

[GameWizard001]

Blarg53. GamingWizard001. Welcome.

What, were you expecting something more profound and life changing? From me? Uhhmm... Just gimme a second... Uh... 42.

42! At last my life is now complete! Now where are those damned mice and my towel? I got things to do.

[Dacha93]

Hello everyone! It's great to be here. My name is Danilo and I have been gaming since... I can't remember. In general, I like almost any kind of game.

...And this is where I stop. I'm not very good with introductions, so I'm only going to leave this. Nevertheless, I believe I'm going to have a great time here. :)

[Mass Distraction]

Hello everyone! It's great to be here. My name is Danilo and I have been gaming since... I can't remember. In general, I like almost any kind of game.

...And this is where I stop. I'm not very good with introductions, so I'm only going to leave this. Nevertheless, I believe I'm going to have a great time here. :)

Welcome new person! Cake is on the table. It may or may not explode on touch.

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

Welcome, welcome, welcome! Besides cake, I have brought raw Dragon gizzard. The smell is overwhelming, but I find that if one wears a clothes pin on their nose, it tastes repulsive! Try some!

[Psychospacecow]

Eh there newcomer. I'm gonna need a dollar sample.

[Petie]

Hello everyone! It's great to be here. My name is Danilo and I have been gaming since... I can't remember. In general, I like almost any kind of game.

...And this is where I stop. I'm not very good with introductions, so I'm only going to leave this. Nevertheless, I believe I'm going to have a great time here. :)

Welcome! It's always good to see mew faces around here!

[gamemaster1991]

Hello everyone! It's great to be here. My name is Danilo and I have been gaming since... I can't remember. In general, I like almost any kind of game.

...And this is where I stop. I'm not very good with introductions, so I'm only going to leave this. Nevertheless, I believe I'm going to have a great time here. :)

Welcome! It's always good to see mew faces around here!

You're right. Mew faces are good to see.



Misspellings and jokes aside, welcome to the site. We're all friends here.

[Petie]

You're right. Mew faces are good to see.



Misspellings and jokes aside, welcome to the site. We're all friends here.

Haha, I'm not even going to fix that. :D

[AbsolutelyMullard]

Hi. I am AbsolutelyMullard and I like things.

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

Welcome, Welcome, Welcome!
Glad to see new faces around here, as always. Today, I present for you a celebratory fried woodlouse! They're crunchy, filled with protein, and are actually a crustacean (not an insect)!

[gamemaster1991]

Hi. I am AbsolutelyMullard and I like things.

You like things? I like things too! We should be friends!

Welcome to the forums.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH*]

Hi. I am AbsolutelyMullard and I like things.

Well I think we have a winner for the "Most precise introduction" prize.

Welcome to the forums :)

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[W]oodlouse[;][...]a crustacean (not an insect)!

Wat.

[Psychospacecow]

Hi. I am AbsolutelyMullard and I like things.

Things? Never heard of them. Is it crunchy?