Official "Beware of Cuccos" Lore Thread

[Beware of Cuccos*]

The leader of a well known gaming criminal syndacite, Beardy, returned to his lair in Las Vegas in order to strategize his next move after creating panic in the VGFacts forums over a sex thread, then hastily retreating. Cuccos wasn't going to have any of that, donning her new +5 Admin gear of Administration, she marched into that lair and shot up every last one of those motherlovas. As Beardy was whimpering in a corner after being thoroughly thrashed by the might of Cuccos power, he begged for mercy. Cuccos wasn't going to have any of that either. She stuck a chicken in front of him and forced him to whail on it at gunpoint, so he did. A large rumble could be heard from the earth below, and she briskly made for the door. As Beardy looked out of his penthouse window and saw an army comprised of thousands of Cuccos ready to charge at him, she coldly said:

Beware of Cuccos.

MOTHER
OF
GOD