Official "Beware of Cuccos" Lore Thread

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

(Please for the sake of plot tell me that you're not serious about the AK-47 leg)
Oh, and for future reference, parts in italics are editors notes not to be taken as part of the actual story. Also, language follows, so MAN UP YA LITTLE BASTARD. Also, I'm exaggerating everything and making crap up for the sake of the plot, don't be offended by anything you read, I still love you all.
Except for Xannidel, screw that guy, amirite?

I don't know, I was quite tired and had just seen a good family friend break down in tears when I wrote that. It was a long day. The leg is a little much, but I still like the radar jaw and sword arm...

More story:

Jiraiya got gang green, and the AK-47 leg had to be removed. BumbleBeeCody had re-attached some regular prosthetic now, but it was an incredibly strong shield. Perhaps as strong as the Cuccos skin.