Bucket List

[DarkNerd]

Strangle a shark while I am covered in peanut butter.

Get a legitimate, no resetting or cheating or hacking or trading, shiny starter Pokemon.

Find a platypus, name her George, and teach her karate.

Design an official Pokemon.

Work on any Pokemon game.

Kill Daddy Yankee.

May be- okay, is offensive, parts of my list

Drive by a small people neighborhood throwing Lucky Charms out the window

Say the 'n' word out loud in Compton.

I realise both of those will likely result in my death.

And most importantly, I want to have no regrets.

Oh, and fight a bear wearing a monocle and a top hat on the top of a speeding train.