Bucket List

[Arjahn]

Get a job at a burger resteront (McDonald's is the nearest, so I'm going with that). Once I get a job as cashier, say to an ordering costumer "Welcome to Good Burger. Home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?" See who laughs when I do.

I work at a small local resturaunt, and on April Fool's day whenever I answered the phone and somebody asked if it was the INSERT RESTAURANT COVER NAME HERE, I said "No, this is Patrick".

UNFORTUNATELY, most of the customers are elderly humans who didn't get it and just said "Oh..." and hung up. It only happened three times, but It felt amazin'.