Books, authors, and reading.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH*]

One thing that I find really funny is that you have to ask the person who sell cigarettes to hand you 50 Shades of Gray at Wal-Mart (at lest at mine you do). I know it's basically pron in book form, but still.

I once found a copy of 50 Shades of Gray in my sister's restroom. Never again.

Toilet paper.