08-11-2013, 08:38 AM
I can't remember what comedian I heard this from, but:
"Hey sweetheart, wanna come back to my place for a f**k and some pizza?"
Woman starts to walk away
"What's the matter, you don't like pizza?"
And a few others...
"I've been Facebook stalking you for a couple of months now, but today I finally got the courage to say hi."
"If I could recreate the alphabet, U and I would be together."
"I am one of these 3 things. 1) filthy stinking rich 1) amazing lover with a huge c**k or 3) pretty much average and likely to stay that way for life. Wanna take a chance?"
"Hey sweetheart, wanna come back to my place for a f**k and some pizza?"
Woman starts to walk away
"What's the matter, you don't like pizza?"
And a few others...
"I've been Facebook stalking you for a couple of months now, but today I finally got the courage to say hi."
"If I could recreate the alphabet, U and I would be together."
"I am one of these 3 things. 1) filthy stinking rich 1) amazing lover with a huge c**k or 3) pretty much average and likely to stay that way for life. Wanna take a chance?"