08-11-2013, 08:26 PM
I lost my Teddy Bear, Can I sleep with you?
Can I have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Do you have a boyfriend? Why don't you dump him and get a MANfriend.
I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
(Spill a drink on the girl) Such a shame, you should come back to my place and change into something more comfortable.
I'm going to call your right leg Thanksgiving and your left Christmas. Mind if I come in between the holidays?
Can I have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Do you have a boyfriend? Why don't you dump him and get a MANfriend.
I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
(Spill a drink on the girl) Such a shame, you should come back to my place and change into something more comfortable.
I'm going to call your right leg Thanksgiving and your left Christmas. Mind if I come in between the holidays?