11-29-2013, 05:37 AM
Ahh, black Friday. The news here loves to talk about it, showing how feral people can get.
It's insane.
It shows us that we're just one potential reward away from wild animals.
What they should do, is have Black Friday as usual, sell all the goods, but make it so that all the boxes are EMPTY. Put something in that weighs the same, but other than that, NO PRODUCT.
People would then realise that they did all of that for nothing and come storming back to the store. At that point, you point at the tiny small-print saying "only packaging can be sold on black Friday."
That or just give all the store clerks carte blanche on taser usage.
EDIT - I have no idea why my writing is so big, but I like it.
It's insane.
It shows us that we're just one potential reward away from wild animals.
What they should do, is have Black Friday as usual, sell all the goods, but make it so that all the boxes are EMPTY. Put something in that weighs the same, but other than that, NO PRODUCT.
People would then realise that they did all of that for nothing and come storming back to the store. At that point, you point at the tiny small-print saying "only packaging can be sold on black Friday."
That or just give all the store clerks carte blanche on taser usage.
EDIT - I have no idea why my writing is so big, but I like it.