There's this guy I half work with.

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My boss says overly censored things, and it's really adorable. He says things like "Holy moley" or "we sold the snot out of these candy bars" I think I heard him say "gadzooks" once. He's not 80. He's like. 37. He's very young, and he says things like that. He's kind of precious. I love my boss. If you get mad at him, he gets uncomfortable and sad, and it's very obvious that he wants everyone to be his friend, even though he's our boss.

One time I yelled at him, but instead of being mad and yelling back or getting me in trouble, he just lowered his head and didn't make eye contact for the rest of the shift, and everyone looked uncomfortable, so I had to go say I was sorry. He asked me to go to a store three towns away on what was supposed to be my day off, and when I said no, he tried to pressure me, saying they really needed the help and I got really stern and was like "Tom, I'm not going to the god damn store. It's f***ing three towns away and you guys don't pay me enough money to drive 35 miles to help out a team I've never met. I'm not f***ing doing it dude. Find someone else." Commence Butthurt Mode for the next two hours.

I've seen assistant managers yell at him before, too. He gets yelled at a lot. Poor guy.