Strange happening in the land

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH*]

So, we had a guy pass out Saturday at work (I've been doing his job since he's out). His job is inspecting the boats before giving them final approval to ship. So, when he passed out, he fell under the boat trailer and apparently several people stepped over him thinking he was simply inspecting the bottom of the boat. I wonder if they would allow me to watch the footage? Even management laughs at his poor luck of getting walked over.

"Hasn't this guy been inspecting the same part of the ship for the past eight hours ?"
"Yeah. He's just reaaaaally meticulous."