Laissez les bon temps rouler!

[Newt]

I came home from the bar last night and my mom was like "How was it?!" and I was like "What?" and she's like "The bar?! It was Mardis Gras!" and I'm like "It was? I just got drunk and played cards. They didn't do anything for it."

If I'd known I'd have gotten much more accomplished on Mardi Gras.