The Chit Chat Thread: 2 (Electric Boogaloo?)

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Don't leave your kid with me. Even if it's for five minutes. If they act like a little shit I'll tell them their mother left them with me to sell them to the gypsies and make them cry.

I would pay good money and even sell my kidney to witness that event occur, lol.

The whole thing from start to finish of the parent first giving you their child to look after and then you telling the kid those exact words and then hoping the child is just old enough to understand but also young enough to still cry from the emotional scarring. Also show them the people from Pete's Dragon and say those are the ones you will be sold to. That will get them to stay in line.

My mom used to tell me she would take me to that island in Pinocchio, and I'd turn into a donkey, when I was bad.