07-24-2014, 10:58 PM
(07-24-2014, 10:55 PM)Hexadecimal Wrote:(07-24-2014, 10:53 PM)GameWizard001 Wrote:(07-24-2014, 07:53 PM)Hexadecimal Wrote: Don't leave your kid with me. Even if it's for five minutes. If they act like a little shit I'll tell them their mother left them with me to sell them to the gypsies and make them cry.
I would pay good money and even sell my kidney to witness that event occur, lol.
The whole thing from start to finish of the parent first giving you their child to look after and then you telling the kid those exact words and then hoping the child is just old enough to understand but also young enough to still cry from the emotional scarring. Also show them the people from Pete's Dragon and say those are the ones you will be sold to. That will get them to stay in line.
My mom used to tell me she would take me to that island in Pinocchio, and I'd turn into a donkey, when I was bad.
Yeah but as long as you don't act up while there and drink the beer you are fine, that or you'd probably turn into Queen of the Misfits and rule with an iron fist striking terror into the hearts of grown ups everywhere. I vote for that because at least if you do turn into a donkey you can kick the shit out of someone who lips off. Donkeys can be mean if you aren't careful.
On a separate note, just got done with Season 5 and 6 of RVB and so far I'm actually surprised at how much different it went. Sure the absurdity that all have come to love is still there, but the writing for Season 6 actually became quite serious and I am both impressed and quite entertained. Also Caboose went from most annoying to my favorite character. Absurd weird random characters tend to become my favorite.