The Chit Chat Thread: 2 (Electric Boogaloo?)

[Psychospacecow]

I guess the only way that y'all would know if I'm out is if Cucco/Raiden/Mex/Nappa see me in the dead pages.

"An insane, interplanetary piece livestock lost his life today in a tragic bicycle accident. The murderers fled the scene, but it seems to be the work of the dreaded hipsters. The hipsters have been coming in droves from the Northern states, flooding the city looking for jobs, bringing their questionable fashion and poor attitudes with them."

Nah, the hipsters love me. Why do you think there are so many vegan ones?

No, the ones you got to worry about are the Faux pas wanna-be gangsters. One might trip on their jeans and break their neck on your shirt.