12-14-2014, 03:03 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-14-2014, 03:08 PM by BumblebeeCody.)
*Deflated hype*
I hope they go out of their way to make this even more terrible than it sounds.
Make it "dark and gritty" with a war at the end. Use names of characters as locations so all the hipsters can go "OOOH I KNOW WHAT THAT IS A REFERENCE TOO".
Mario has a troubled past as Little P.Peach died while going undercover for the Lakitus. Mario hangs out at a place called World 1-3. Koopa is the name of a drug killing everything and Mario has to stop it.
It's all shot in Black and White with Mario narrating the story to the audience.
Then at the end there is a showdown with the Mario Pipes vs the Green Shells and drug is busted.
11/10 - Kotaku:
"Our dicks where hard the whole time"
I hope they go out of their way to make this even more terrible than it sounds.
Make it "dark and gritty" with a war at the end. Use names of characters as locations so all the hipsters can go "OOOH I KNOW WHAT THAT IS A REFERENCE TOO".
Mario has a troubled past as Little P.Peach died while going undercover for the Lakitus. Mario hangs out at a place called World 1-3. Koopa is the name of a drug killing everything and Mario has to stop it.
It's all shot in Black and White with Mario narrating the story to the audience.
Then at the end there is a showdown with the Mario Pipes vs the Green Shells and drug is busted.
11/10 - Kotaku:
"Our dicks where hard the whole time"