I never thought 'A Christmas Story' was appealing. I never liked any of the characters, they were all unlikable and shallow. All that kid only cared about was getting that toy rifle gun(there should be an alternate ending where he gets a headshot to himself for the sake of dark comedy aspects for a good laugh from people who have to tolerate this kid). The soap scene would have been more funnier if the mother was pissed to the point where we actually see her shove it down the kid's throat to see him cough up bubbles.
Oh. And I need to get one of those leg lamps.
Oh. And I need to get one of those leg lamps.