Dream Games That Will Never Happen

[Arjahn]

For Nintendo to say "fuck it" and make an amazing Zelda MMO:

Next Nintendo Direct, Miamoto comes on screen and says in perfect english "Fuck it, Zelda MMO." Then he proceeds to throw a banana at the camera and just walks away, refusing to answer any questions on it.

Also, I had an idea a few years ago for a pretty sweet Mario title, here's me quoting myself.

Ok, Picture this:

42 Years after mario has dissapeard and bowser has... 'deceased', The Mushroom kingdom and Bowsers kingdom are still at war, and you are a solider.

There are 2 games released, one Bowser Style [Super mario Nemisis];
And one Toad style [Super mario Alliance].

The gamepaly leans towards mmo-style, with you teaming up over Wifi with up to 5 other players to do quest, invade, get resources etc. etc. There's also 16-player squad-on-squad combat in certain areas, such as an arena-like Bowsers castle or Pipe land or classic mario levels (World 8-8?)

For the characters:
In both games there are 8 starter classes.
In Nemisis there are the following:
Magikoopas
Boo's
Koopas
Bomb-ombs
monty moles
Hammer bros
Goombas

For alliance:
Toad Heavy Blade
Toad Sniper
Toad Bombardment
Toad Stonewall
Toad Twin Blade
Toad Assasin
Toad Scout
Toad Mage

The Nemesis classes draw power more from their inherit abilities, like Koopalings shell spinning and Magikoopas magic, where the Alliance classes draw their power from their weapons and combat styles.
There should also be a heavy emphasis on a fluid combat system and lots of team-moves that combine skills of multiple classes in a practical way beyond simply dealing damage. For example, a Magikoopa would have relatively low defenses, so he can ride atop a Monty Mole to burrow behind enemy lines and wreck havock on them with his magic, or have a Magikoopa power up a Bomb-omb and have a Hammer Bro detonate it from a distance with a throwing axe/hammer to blow up a wall of Peach's Castle, letting other troops swarm in.