The Free Gaming Thread v2 : Electric Boogaloo

[gamemaster1991]

Man, MM is actually really fucking annoying.

So, I spent around 2 days (in game and irl days) looking for all the fairies in the Great Bay Temple because they're scattered in such retarded places and you HAVE to keep switching masks constantly to get around the damn place. When I finally got all of them I went decided I'll use the last day to do some side missions, like reuniting the frog choir since I had already beaten one of the frogs in the Great Bay Temple place.

So I went to the Swamp Dungeon, defeated that frog and then reunited the other two and then I had to go and beat the boss of the Snowhead Temple so wasted my time doing that and when spring came back to the mountains I listened to the Frog's stupid song and got that piece of heart.

I remembered that there was also a Goron Racetrack as well, so I got the big ass bomb and blew up the rocks, and spent so fucking long winning that Goron Race and holy fucking shit these races are so fucking stupid. The amount of times they hit into me and made me lose all my momentum, or when they'd speed up on straights and overpass me JUST as I get to the finish line. I fucking came second once by an inch.

So I eventually beat the fucking race and got the Gold Dust and I'm like "HOLY SHIT, THE THING I NEED TO IMPROVE MY SWORD" so I rush off to the blacksmith and he's all like "lol no sorry we dont work on carnival day XD go bck 2 1st day now :DDDDDDDD"

This fucking game.

ALSO HOW MANY RUPEES DOES THAT FUCKING BANK NEED IN CLOCK TOWN? I'VE GIVEN HIM 3000 SO FAR AND I AIN'T GETTING SHIT.

I never said that the game was perfect (far from it). MM is not a game that you can play with out KNOWING what you have to do. in the days of the internet, that's not too bad, but back in the day when the web was in it's invent stage, you had to guess. I was lucky to get the gude for my birthday along with the game, which still didn't help me get the stupid gold dust be for the third day (I still hate that mission becuse you have to beat the Snowhead temple to make it spring to get the Goron Bombs AND start racing. Then you have to race agenst Ruber band AI which will take you a LOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNG time to do. It's best just to use the Song of Slow Time (should be the Song of Time backwards) to make sure you have all the time in the world.

Also, the bank needs 5,000 Rupees. It will help to get the bigger walet from the spider house in the Great Bay.

By the way, helpful hint, your going to need to do the Great Bay spider house on Day 1, otherwise you'll get a few Rupees. I'm warning you so that you can aviod doing this.
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