How many consoles do you own?

[Psychospacecow]

Here comes the poor boy...

I own a Wii U and only within the last week did I buy a Platinum/Silver Gamecube.

I forgot to mention my XBox 360 which doesn't really count in my case, because I haven't used it for a few years.

That ain't bad at all. Mine is just large from accumulation over the years. Heck, I'm not entirely sure where that PS1 and GBC I listed are laying around.