The Chit Chat Thread: 2 (Electric Boogaloo?)

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH*]

I went on the National Arts Centre website to see if there were any good productions or concerts on this summer.
This greeted me on the front page.



Safe to say I won't be watching the adventures of Bubble-wrapped Tree-branch Man

...Am I seeing that right? Is that man wearing artificial cleavage?

Oh God, I hadn't noticed... Who wakes up in the morning and thinks "do you know what will make my parents proud? Me, wrapped in bubble-wrap, with and artificial bosom and pseudo-japanese high-heels, with a branch on my head looking stoned out of my mind."

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I went on the National Arts Centre website to see if there were any good productions or concerts on this summer.
This greeted me on the front page.



Safe to say I won't be watching the adventures of Bubble-wrapped Tree-branch Man

When you see this for the first time you'd think it's weird, but then you notice there are French words everywhere and it finally starts to make sense.

DONDE ESTA YOUR GOD NOW.