The Chit Chat Thread: 2 (Electric Boogaloo?)

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH*]

Watching the presidential debate.

It's laughable. They ask questions, but none of them are answering the questions. Not surprised but it's so sad.

They asked Trump about the sexual assault boasting tape, and he answered that he would crush ISIS.
They asked Hillary about whether her behaviour was a good example for kids, and she answered about how she wants to work for all Americans.

The moderators should have mini-tasers if they stray off the question, because so far nothing has been on subject.

Edit : They're asking questions asked from social media. I'm hoping for a Harambe question.

Edit 2 : I'm playing a debate drinking game. Take a shot every time a candidate talks about a specific measure they'll take for the benefit of the country, or talk about what concrete things they can do for the country, rather than sling muck at the other candidate. I think I'm going to stay thirsty.

It's ridiculous. I am getting a few laughs for stuff like "I'm a gentleman, let her go first".

A lot of Canadians go to the US for big operations ? I'm sorry w-w-w-w-whaaaat ?
#LongLiveUniversalHealthcare

That gentleman comment was golden.

"You're going to have plans that are so good." I'm sold *sniff*

Edit - The Muslim question - this gon be gud.

Edit 2 - We're playing a new drinking game. Every time Trump sniffs, and every time Hillary talks in an overly general way, take a shot. Gonna get rekt.

Edit 3 - "If I was president, Captain Khan would have been alive today." Noooo you can't say that !
I must say I agree with the fact that they seem to interupt Trump more often, Hillary is also answering off topic.

Edit 4 - "She's raising your taxes really high." Mean lady. "China has a GDP of 7%." Welp, first time I've heard GDP being measured in percentages without a reference point.

Edit 5 - "I pay thousands of taxes." This guy has the grammar of a high-schooler.

Edit 6 - "I worked very hard." Most compelling argument I've heard all day from Clinton.

Edit 7 - "We signed a treaty to reduce nuclear weapons." I'm picturing cute little mini-nukes.

Edit 8 - They keep saying "Assyrian". They're going to have trouble taking the Assyrian Empire down... it collapsed around 600BC.

Edit 9 - "I'll give economics to people." Brilliant handle of English.

Edit 10 - N'awwwww that last question is the best one of the evening ! HUG IT OUT.