11-09-2016, 12:32 PM
The Socialist Soviet Healthcare Dictatorship of Canadistan - Day 1.
Construction of the wall has begun. We've already had to take down our Citizenship and Immigration website because of a rapid influx of requests.
We are ready to deploy our troops to the borders. They will all be equipped with the standard equipment for this kind of scenario. 10 litres of Grade A Maple Syrup, postcards with the queen's face on it, free hugs for whomever wants them, and a word of advice that it's not the end of days and that we also have our problems here; we're far from the ideal country portrayed by the media.
Maine and Washington State have filed a Request for Annexation, but said filing was denied because they tried to fill out the French side of the form in English.
And finally, Bernie Sanders has been elected Premier of the North-Western Territories.
Construction of the wall has begun. We've already had to take down our Citizenship and Immigration website because of a rapid influx of requests.
We are ready to deploy our troops to the borders. They will all be equipped with the standard equipment for this kind of scenario. 10 litres of Grade A Maple Syrup, postcards with the queen's face on it, free hugs for whomever wants them, and a word of advice that it's not the end of days and that we also have our problems here; we're far from the ideal country portrayed by the media.
Maine and Washington State have filed a Request for Annexation, but said filing was denied because they tried to fill out the French side of the form in English.
And finally, Bernie Sanders has been elected Premier of the North-Western Territories.