April Fools

[cingchris]

When I was 8 my parents convinced me that I was adopted, they got their spanish friend Carl and his family in on it and everything, it was all fun and games until I locked myself in my room, then came out and punched Carl in the face when he got close to me and ended up giving him a black eye.

And that, kids, is where Arjahn learned the word Fuck.

Your parents are a couple of dicks.