The villain that needs to burn in holy fire.

[Kakariko Kid]

Ghirahim. This creepy fruitcake just weird me out. I also hate fighting against him repeatedly doing the same Wii-mote shake thingy.

Nintendo's version of the fight:
"I'm going to shoot 5 crystals, side by side, at a 45° angle"
"Oh yeah? Well, I'm going to swing my sword at a 45° angle"
"I'm going to do a creepy tongue that implies I'm good at cunnilingus and fellatio"
"WTF?"

MY version of the fight, in my mind anyways, of how it should have been:
"Bitch, have you ever seen Master Chief use a Needler?"
"well, f.........."