04-23-2013, 09:13 PM
I hate when people say stuff like "Wish me luck!" or "Have a nice day!" just because it implies that without them saying that, you'd assume they meant the opposite.
"Ok, I'm gonna go get interviewed for my new job teaching monkey's how to flip people off, wish me luck!"
I hope you fail miserably at the job and lose everything you've ever held close, end up on the streets as a malnutritioned prostitute selling out your most sacred of body parts for mere survival.
Oh, don't die.
"Ok, I'm gonna go get interviewed for my new job teaching monkey's how to flip people off, wish me luck!"
I hope you fail miserably at the job and lose everything you've ever held close, end up on the streets as a malnutritioned prostitute selling out your most sacred of body parts for mere survival.
Oh, don't die.