Brilliant ideas or inventions

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A forum where people discuss differences in opinion in a polite and respectful manner.



...Ehh, I'll just wait on my alternative energy future instead.

Polite and respectful ? This is the internet ! Differences in opinion determine your race, sexual preference, who various members of your entourage have slept with, your adherence to the third reich, just to name a few.

Guys, listen to this, Imma patent it later.
You know how, when you get to the bottom of the peanut butter jar, there's always all of that crud at the bottom you just can't get out? And it's peanut butter, so it's too thick for a squirt bottle or anything, that's where my idea comes in. What if we had bottles for peanut butter that were like Chapsticks? Where you can twist part of it and have the bottom push it out, that way you never have to worry about gathering up all of the crap at the bottom of it and go back to inhaling peanut butter bagels.

This a hundred times. This would save so much PB.
They could also make jars where both sides can be unscrewed, so that you can have full access to the goodies within.