The Chit-Chat Thread v3: Electric Potpourri

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

I'm really not used to having glasses on my face, as evidenced by the fact I somehow managed to get toothpaste all over my left lense while brushing my teeth.

I wish I was making that sentence up, but I really did do that and I don't know how or why, or what toothpaste covered glasses could even accomplish.