06-26-2013, 11:13 PM
I've actually played this game when I was really young, I still wasn't traumatized! But anyways did you have a similar story? Discuss it here!
Also, how would you guys like the idea of Conker TV show, that would air on channels like Adult Swim, or Comedy Central? I just hope it would be better than other adult cartoons nowadays.
My Ideas for a Conker sequel
Story: It's the same as the proposed sequel, Conker turns out isn't a good king, (not that he wanted to be king) because he was wasting it on booze, whores, and that kind of adult crap. Conker get thrown in prison, and escapes via ball & chain, but realizing that there's water around the castle he almost drowns, but with the help of another squirrel (a hot squirrel, I may add, just as tall as Berri if you want the scale.) named Amber, he manages to survive. He wants to thank Amber by touching her bum, but he then realizes she's an expert on martial arts, and kind of hates men unlike Berri and gets beaten up by her. But he still follows her around to Knockerwood Town (The hubworld). It's revealed that Amber works in an Institute, disguised as a restaurant where even the spies work in as a second job, that tries to make a world a better place (Think Perfect Dark). However, the boss named Hogarth, has heard about Conker's actions from the first game, and decides to hire him in the institute. They also hire a few more people to the institute because Amber's former crewmates had died in her last mission. so they bring in a womanizing cat named Marston, his adoptive canine brother Oliver, and that professor/doctor who is treated as a butt-monkey (both figuratively and literally since specifically he's a lemur) Cameron Darwin. His first mission is to collect objects known as "Macguffins". Yes, I intentionally called it that. They are scattered across the world, or at least by video game standards, and if he collects a lot, he'll be recruited in the institute, if he doesn't then Amber is fired.
Gameplay: Like in the old rareware games, the certain amount of Macguffins you collect will open a new world. There will be bosses, and they bring out a super Macguffin. So it's like any other 3D platformer. However, now there will be multiple playable characters. 4 in fact, Conker is the standard platforming player like the first game, Amber is the most athletic and agile and thus has an arsenal of weapons, melee and projectile. Oliver, like Berri in Twelve Tales: Conker 64, has the help of animals with a method of attack as well as a sword he had as a souvenir. Marston can be in stealth missions, though his best use is to seduce women, but he needs to say the right things, to get their heart, so it's like a semi-dating sim. Later, he team can get upgrades, like Conker's hovering time, more moves for Amber, and a new sword for Oliver.
Characters: I'm going over the main characters but won't go over everything in those bios.
Conker- Our lovable drunken red squirrel is back, only he's a little more wiser, and a bit more brighter. So basically, just bump up his intelligence. Not that he was dumb.
Amber- Like I said, she's kind of a bitchy character who hates men, but later on there will be a backstory that explains why she hates men that will also make her sympathetic. As for her design, she's as tall as Berri was.
Marston- or Mars for short. He is a tuxedo cat who's so into sex that Oliver even had a checklist of virginities he's lost. So he's kind of like Quagmire from Family Guy, except Mars doesn't rape. "Sex and rape are quite different, one is enjoyable to many, easy to do, and legal, the other is uncomfortable and just unfunny." Also, he kind of standards on who he wants to have sex with as he doesn't have sex with younger women under 18/21 whatever's the legal age.
Oliver- He's the most loyal and well spirited of the group, as in, he's the only one who isn't a jerk. Although he does snark a bit at his brother, and his group. He's also very young like 17 human years, though he does sound like a 13 year old. He can tame non-sentient animals and use it as a method of attack. His breed is Australian red Border Collie, although he's not Australian (if his actor isn't british), and he has floppy ears.
As for a villain, well I can't really think of any major villain, but I can think of an incarnation of the devil.
Worlds: Most of them might be based on real world locations, such as Greece, Asia, Egypt. So i'll do my best not to rehash levels from other games. Also, the Playable Characters may get costume changes, and talk about possible pop cultural references.
Knockerwood Town- The Hub World of the game. The Knockerwood Institute is visitable and that place can be used for training.
Land of O"lump"ians- There will be a tournament in Olumpian coliseum if you will. So there will be a lot of mini games in this world. Insert references to Gladiator, Clash of the Titans, Caligula, and lots of Greek Mythology here.
Nippon City- Lots of Japanese references (if done right) galore, and who knows, we might get something like this as the boss theme.
Arabygpt- A combination of Egypt and Arabia.
VR 32.64- A Tron-ish world which is connected to the internet.
Alternatlantisca- An underwater world with mermaids and hopefully good swimming controls.
Hell- The final level with the Devil. But he won't be the final boss, Berri will be. Revealing her true feelings to Conker, that she never loved him, and was only his girlfriend because he had a one night stand. So Berri will mutate into a monster, (even more disturbing than the great mighty poo, because she cries blood and has that blood curling scream.)
So these are just my ideas, ignore them if you want. I just felt like sharing them.
Also, how would you guys like the idea of Conker TV show, that would air on channels like Adult Swim, or Comedy Central? I just hope it would be better than other adult cartoons nowadays.
My Ideas for a Conker sequel
Story: It's the same as the proposed sequel, Conker turns out isn't a good king, (not that he wanted to be king) because he was wasting it on booze, whores, and that kind of adult crap. Conker get thrown in prison, and escapes via ball & chain, but realizing that there's water around the castle he almost drowns, but with the help of another squirrel (a hot squirrel, I may add, just as tall as Berri if you want the scale.) named Amber, he manages to survive. He wants to thank Amber by touching her bum, but he then realizes she's an expert on martial arts, and kind of hates men unlike Berri and gets beaten up by her. But he still follows her around to Knockerwood Town (The hubworld). It's revealed that Amber works in an Institute, disguised as a restaurant where even the spies work in as a second job, that tries to make a world a better place (Think Perfect Dark). However, the boss named Hogarth, has heard about Conker's actions from the first game, and decides to hire him in the institute. They also hire a few more people to the institute because Amber's former crewmates had died in her last mission. so they bring in a womanizing cat named Marston, his adoptive canine brother Oliver, and that professor/doctor who is treated as a butt-monkey (both figuratively and literally since specifically he's a lemur) Cameron Darwin. His first mission is to collect objects known as "Macguffins". Yes, I intentionally called it that. They are scattered across the world, or at least by video game standards, and if he collects a lot, he'll be recruited in the institute, if he doesn't then Amber is fired.
Gameplay: Like in the old rareware games, the certain amount of Macguffins you collect will open a new world. There will be bosses, and they bring out a super Macguffin. So it's like any other 3D platformer. However, now there will be multiple playable characters. 4 in fact, Conker is the standard platforming player like the first game, Amber is the most athletic and agile and thus has an arsenal of weapons, melee and projectile. Oliver, like Berri in Twelve Tales: Conker 64, has the help of animals with a method of attack as well as a sword he had as a souvenir. Marston can be in stealth missions, though his best use is to seduce women, but he needs to say the right things, to get their heart, so it's like a semi-dating sim. Later, he team can get upgrades, like Conker's hovering time, more moves for Amber, and a new sword for Oliver.
Characters: I'm going over the main characters but won't go over everything in those bios.
Conker- Our lovable drunken red squirrel is back, only he's a little more wiser, and a bit more brighter. So basically, just bump up his intelligence. Not that he was dumb.
Amber- Like I said, she's kind of a bitchy character who hates men, but later on there will be a backstory that explains why she hates men that will also make her sympathetic. As for her design, she's as tall as Berri was.
Marston- or Mars for short. He is a tuxedo cat who's so into sex that Oliver even had a checklist of virginities he's lost. So he's kind of like Quagmire from Family Guy, except Mars doesn't rape. "Sex and rape are quite different, one is enjoyable to many, easy to do, and legal, the other is uncomfortable and just unfunny." Also, he kind of standards on who he wants to have sex with as he doesn't have sex with younger women under 18/21 whatever's the legal age.
Oliver- He's the most loyal and well spirited of the group, as in, he's the only one who isn't a jerk. Although he does snark a bit at his brother, and his group. He's also very young like 17 human years, though he does sound like a 13 year old. He can tame non-sentient animals and use it as a method of attack. His breed is Australian red Border Collie, although he's not Australian (if his actor isn't british), and he has floppy ears.
As for a villain, well I can't really think of any major villain, but I can think of an incarnation of the devil.
Worlds: Most of them might be based on real world locations, such as Greece, Asia, Egypt. So i'll do my best not to rehash levels from other games. Also, the Playable Characters may get costume changes, and talk about possible pop cultural references.
Knockerwood Town- The Hub World of the game. The Knockerwood Institute is visitable and that place can be used for training.
Land of O"lump"ians- There will be a tournament in Olumpian coliseum if you will. So there will be a lot of mini games in this world. Insert references to Gladiator, Clash of the Titans, Caligula, and lots of Greek Mythology here.
Nippon City- Lots of Japanese references (if done right) galore, and who knows, we might get something like this as the boss theme.
Arabygpt- A combination of Egypt and Arabia.
VR 32.64- A Tron-ish world which is connected to the internet.
Alternatlantisca- An underwater world with mermaids and hopefully good swimming controls.
Hell- The final level with the Devil. But he won't be the final boss, Berri will be. Revealing her true feelings to Conker, that she never loved him, and was only his girlfriend because he had a one night stand. So Berri will mutate into a monster, (even more disturbing than the great mighty poo, because she cries blood and has that blood curling scream.)
So these are just my ideas, ignore them if you want. I just felt like sharing them.