Jokes that make us bad people

[Combat Lobster]

Sure, we have what, 3-4 joke threads on here, but are there are jokes you just stop and think about after laughing at? Let me give you an example.

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Feel free to share yours.

Every thread is a joke thread, and wait is this a bad joke thread or let's spam memes. (While that's technically are bad jokes in themselves, but still.)