Strange happening in the land

[Beware of Cuccos*]

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, TEXAS. IT'S MARCH.

The ice? You should see all the snow we have here. It's a real pleasure to drive a car in these conditions.

I couldn't imagine. There's literally ice falling from the sky here (not snow or hail). It's extremely rare around these parts.

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It's raining ice. That's what's happening.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.