At the Movies!

[Arjahn]

So my parents and I watched Blended, the zany new Adam Sandler comedy masterpiece, last night for a good ol' game of Adam Sandler Movie Bingo wherein beforehand we write down all of the cliches we predict will appear in the film and create bingo cards too see who wins. It ended up turning into a full-card game, but I swear to god there isn't a single fart joke in that entire movie. Not one. It was still a mess and the second worst film I've seen since Under the Skin, but Jesus Christ how in the hell isn't there a fart joke? That just astounds me, I've seen good comedies with stupid fart jokes, guess Adam Sandler is really a secret mastermind of filmaking.