Last game you beat

[Mass Distraction]

I just beat the weirdest PS2 game I've ever played. There was this giant girl in her bikini trampling around Japan and I was flying a plane and a helicopter, first taking pictures of her boobs and butt, then tranquilizing her and eventually shooting weird alien spacecraft trying to kill her. It all lead up to a final showdown that was like a strange version of King Kong with the girl climbing a building and a giant alien squid shooting missiles at me. As a testament to the game's quality the cutscenes were still images of 3D models, the little audio it had was in Japanese with no subtitles, most of the dialogue was badly translated and the "news reports" that were the majority of the cutscenes lacked any audio whatsoever.

Still, I gotta say, I could've found way worse ways to waste 3 euros. 'Twas quite hard too.

I'll just let this image speak for itself.