08-24-2014, 09:26 PM
God dammit I wish I had footage of this.
One time when I was playing the absurdly glitchy Dayz (early access, mind you), I was running through some rural town when I came upon a zombie halfway in the ground of some poor old woman's back yard. Being the kind soul that I am, I carefully approached the oddity, which was now stumbling around in some potato plants. I decided to put the poor creature out of it's misery, and the moment I raised my fireaxe to end its suffering, it teleported out of the ground and its arms began to spin in 360 degrees around it's body absurdly quickly, we're talking ceiling fans on mega-dope fast here. Well this scared the ever-loving shit out of me, especially considering this was one of the first lives I had gone with a surplus of resources, so I fled as quickly as my pre-alpha legs could flee, and in the background was the horrific sight of a wailing Helicopter Zombie craving some jet fuel from my kneecap fluids.
MassDistractions knows what I'm talking 'bout.
One time when I was playing the absurdly glitchy Dayz (early access, mind you), I was running through some rural town when I came upon a zombie halfway in the ground of some poor old woman's back yard. Being the kind soul that I am, I carefully approached the oddity, which was now stumbling around in some potato plants. I decided to put the poor creature out of it's misery, and the moment I raised my fireaxe to end its suffering, it teleported out of the ground and its arms began to spin in 360 degrees around it's body absurdly quickly, we're talking ceiling fans on mega-dope fast here. Well this scared the ever-loving shit out of me, especially considering this was one of the first lives I had gone with a surplus of resources, so I fled as quickly as my pre-alpha legs could flee, and in the background was the horrific sight of a wailing Helicopter Zombie craving some jet fuel from my kneecap fluids.
MassDistractions knows what I'm talking 'bout.