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[Arjahn]

I was trying to describe a Pokemon moveset I made to a friend and it sort of turned into this (Warning, language n' shit):

DUDE, AWESOME GOLEM MOVESET.
That's right, motherfucking Golem. Put your pants back on. Give this rambunctious little magic eight ball rock polish, earthquake, fire punch and sucker punch. Pretty standard shit, right? Well your name must be Frank Lloyd WRONG, because things are about the heat the fuck up in this salsa parlor. Now you give the legend the master the humanoid lizard sphere a Weakness policy and watch the magic unfold. Too complicated for you fucktards? Good, let's dial it back a bit for all of the uni-balled fourth graders in the audience. Catch a majestic Geodude with sturdy and a nature as jolly as motherfucking Christmas elf coked out of his god damn mind. Get a safe switch into the majestic bastard and use one of dem der Rock Polishes to double your speed, then let your MATC graduate dissapointing nephew of an opponent use a supereffective move on ya (Ohhhhhh, Golem is shit, his typing give him two double weaknesses and made my dad leave me when I was twelve!) SHUT THAT SHIT UP AND WEAR THOSE WEAKNESSES PROUD SISTER SISTER. If done correctly, you're going to be sitting on three balls and a rock-type Behemoth with +2 attack, special attack, speed and fertility. Sucker Punch sits there as a nice way of dealing with any of the fucktards who try and switch in scarfers, fire punch is great coverage, and EQ for the babes. So the next time you're taking a big ol' Poke-dump on Geodude, grow a pair of voltorbs and fuck every single trainer you see with him. Yeah, you better fucking run Youngster Joey, YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM GOLEM YOU LITTLE SHIT!


I sincerely apologize.